Monday, September 18, 2017

Suporte técnico Episódio 3

Suporte técnico Episódio 3


Terceiro epis�dio da s�rie.









Assista aos outros epis�dios acessando a tag suporte t�cnico.

Para quem n�o est� com o ingl�s muito bom, segue a transcri��o do texto:

Mammed Udi: Hello. Welcome to Smell Tech-Support. My name is Mammed Udi. How may I help you?

Foamy: Ive got a problem here. Im having a problem with my screen. Ive got this weird little dot that just wont go away! Im pretty sure its a stuck pixel. What do I do?

Mammed Udi: Ah, very much perhaps a stuck pixel, but we shall run some tests to make sure.

Mammed Udi: Is it still there?

Foamy: Um... yeah.

Mammed Udi: I see. So the "ignore it and it will go away" method will not work here?

Foamy: What, are you kidding me?

Mammed Udi: Now we try something better.

Foamy: How about just trying?

Mammed Udi: What you do now is go to your system manager and find your monitor drivers. Can you do that, please? Yes?

Foamy: Okay, Im at the monitor driver doo-dad. What now?

Mammed Udi: Okay. Uninstall all monitor drivers.

Foamy: Um... if I uninstall all the monitor drivers, my monitor wont work.

Mammed Udi: Yes. But you will not see any stuck pixels afterwards.

Foamy: Of course I wont! I wont see anything, dammit!

Mammed Udi: See? Problem has been solved. Good day.

Foamy: Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. Ive kind of gotten used to viewing web pages on my monitor, as opposed to... imagining what they look like while typing blindly!

Mammed Udi: Well, some people are greedy, I suppose. Please call back after you have tried these steps.

Foamy: Call back?

Mammed Udi: Yes. It is not fair to others to just help you and tie up all the lines.

Foamy: Youve got to be kidding me!

Mammed Udi: Remember, Smell Tech-Support is here for you whenever you need us.

Foamy: I need you now!

Mammed Udi: Good day.

Foamy: Hello? Hello? That little outsourced son of a bitch hung up on me! What kind of world are we living in?!


Assim que sobrar um tempo tento traduzir o texto para ajudar.
E por falar nisso, se algu�m se interessar, e tiver tempo e paci�ncia, pode fazer esse "favorzinho", e eu publico aqui.

At� a pr�xima.

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